1. Ownership:

This piece is yours. Not your friend’s. Not your ex’s. Not your mom’s laundry project.
Once you wear Bad Monkey, it bonds to your DNA. Don’t share it — earn it.

2. Washing instructions (a.k.a. how not to kill it):

Machine wash cold — rebellion doesn’t survive hot water.
Turn it inside out, like your opinions about society.
No bleach — we’re already raw enough.
Iron only if you care (but you probably don’t).

3. Social media etiquette:

Instagram followers? Who gives a f***.
Post it if you feel like it. Or don’t.
Real rebels don’t chase likes — they collect moments.

4. Dress code:

There isn’t one.
Mix it, rip it, wear it to a board meeting or a dive bar —
Bad Monkey looks better when it’s lived in, not curated.

5. Respect the craft:

Every stitch was made for the few who get it.
Treat it with care, but never with fear.
Wrinkles are stories. Fades are proof you lived.

6. Membership:

You don’t buy Bad Monkey. You earn it.
If you’re here, you’re already part of the rebellion.
Act like it.

7. Lifestyle clause:

Be loud or be silent — just be real.
Too chill to care, but never too scared to be yourself.
Rules? We make our own.

8. Return policy:

We don’t take back freedom.
Once you’ve worn it, you’re marked for life.